Wall is one of a growing number of children, who affectionately call themselves "gaybies" or "queer spawn." Born after the AIDS crisis of the 1980s, they are now reshaping the American family. via
Gaybies? Queer Spawn? Slightly politicially incorrect in my book. Wait, no... not just slightly, very. They're "Chhhhhiiiiiillllldddddreeeennnnnnnn".
Though I can say it would make for a new Disney movie, how about Gaybies and the Pirates of the Bed-Doom.
Staring John Barrowman and George Michael, who spawn a race of gaybies which show up under the beds of Utah Mormons as they sleep, and quietly replace their Amy Grant CDs with Abba.