Want to make a quick $250?
Go to Well Fargo online, take about 5 minutes to fill out an application and open a checking account with $25. Use the debit card 10 times and they'll give you $250. (Go to the gas station and put a $1 in 10 times, etc.) Then simply close the account and withdraw the money.
Here's the link: https://www.wellsfargo.com/jump/checking/prospect-offer
Don't say I never gave you anything. ;)