Yeah, you read right. But I'll say it again: The fucking chicken is frozen!

Now why on earth would I write that? I'll lay some truth on ya. I'm currently very hungry and I'm planning on cooking some chicken for dinner. But it's still frozen. So I can't cook it, or eat it, or really do much at all to it. It just sits on the plate, slowly thawing out.

Now sometimes when I'm sitting in front of my computer, and something pops into my head, I'll type it in to google and see what comes up. So as you might guess, I typed "fucking chicken is frozen" and noticed there wasn't one page in the entire internet that contained that exact phrase. So naturally I had to do something about it and post it here.

Yeah, this is pretty damn pointless, and I'm still hungry.