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Germany: Give them a pig and some cabbage, and they'll make you a meal.

Germany is sometimes closer than you think. Last week on the verge of a mental breakdown, and threatening bodily harm if I spent a single moment more in the South, I rented a car and drove north.  Read more »

Deep Fried Candy Bars: Snickers, Twix, Milky Way, 3-Musketeers

Nothing says "I want to die" like a deep fried Mars bar.

There is some irony in the fact my first book was a diet book, and I'm about to write about deep-friend candy bars. I suppose the best diet is a little bit of everything, and never too much of anything, but who the heck am I to say.  Read more »

Death by Chili - A Recipe of Fire and Brimstone

A killer, hot chili. 

Can you die from eating chili? Apparently so; in my my quest for a championship five-alarm chili recipe of atomic proportions (and which tastes good), I spent sometime on the internet discovering (and you can too) that several people have died, including chefs from the hot-pepper infused dish.  Read more »

Hash-brown Waffles

Next time I may add some onions and bacon in the mix.

Someone on the Internet asked "Will it waffle?", and began their downward spiral into multiple waffle iron ownership like some scene out of True West with toasters. It's something the Belgians are kicking themselves for I suspect, the combination of shredded potatoes and a waffle iron?  Read more »

How to make the perfect scrambled eggs.

Scrambled eggs with fresh mushrooms and bacon.

Scrambled eggs were one of the first things I ever learned to cook at home. The recipe was simple: butter, eggs, and milk- scrambled in a bowl, cooked over medium heat, and served with salt and pepper.  Read more »

Who am I?

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Who am I?

These days I feel buried. My life has change quite a bit lately, and along with some rather bad luck, I'm now sick with a sore throat, a lower back injury, and enough mental anguish at being trapped in the South that it takes every bit of strength to keep myself from literally losing it.  Read more »

Gordita Style Fat Flour Tortillas

Hello you fat little tortilla!

If you've never written a recipe book before, the one rule to remember is if people can screw it up they will. Not that I'm making any judgments towards people, but sometimes you get comments like "well I tried to make it and it just didn't turn out." That's when I have to go back, look at the recipe and say "did I miss something?".  Read more »

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