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And what of flavoured condoms?

Well, in this enlightened age of healthy safe sex, it also being my client’s prerogative, one is occasionally asked, ‘Frances, do you mind if we use a condom for oral?'

Not at all...!  Read more »


King Abdullah and his flunky road show rolls into town; at his behest or possible beheading, so too does Sheik M  Read more »


J is a darling man, and always arrives bearing flowers (lilies). These, along with daffodils and bluebells are my favourites.  Read more »


And so to Manchester, to perform with The Frantastics at ‘Sparkle,’ a yearly gathering cum celeb-fest of all things Trans.  Read more »


A little tea and sympathy is all some clients seek; not for them the chinking of champagne glasses, whilst I swing from the light fittings in four inch patent heels.  Read more »


Ring ring it’s 10am; someone’s keen me thinks, as I stir from another dream drenched night of slumber.  Read more »


And so it's off to the House of Parliament, to meet and discuss with several supportive MP's and a committee from  Read more »


Monday evening saw me at the Mandarin Oriental hotel (Aromatherapy Associates toiletries), entertaining a rather timid Arab chap.  Read more »

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