I like penises, they make me feel good. They have a funny hat and they squirt stuff that is slippery. They are good to sit on. They are good to rub against. They are good inside of pants or with no pants.
I like the reactions of penises. They are all different, but some of them are bigger. Men compare them to objects. Like twigs or mushrooms or baseball bats. Hard, then soft, hard then soft, hard then soft... It's the most fun to make them soft... the challenge of making them soft. Is it a challenge or just inevitible?
I like penises much better than sex toys because even when they are hard, they still give just a little tiny bit when they are going in and I can use my body to squish them. They taste good most of the time when they are washed. People call the goo salty, but it isn't salty at all. It is totally different than that. The taste is very different from penis to penis.
Penises aren't very intelligent, but they are fun, hard, and they have things underneath them that hold all of their goo and make an unlimited supply for free. Yes, most penises are free and so is their goo.
I have created this as an ode to the penis and the bad things that they make me do. Thank you for listening to my happy song of glee.
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