I'm Not a Guest on Oprah (parody of I'm Not a F*g Drag Queen)

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I'm Not a Guest on Oprah (parody of I'm Not a F*g Drag Queen)

Transcript: I knew I wanted to do a parody of "I'm Not a Fucking Drag Queen" for the open mic for trans people and allies and whatever. But I couldn't parody drag queens because nobody ever mistakes me for a drag queen and besides, I like drag queens. Some of my favorite people are drag queens [note: or were drag queens]. So I thought, who in the trans community do I not mind alienating? Who do I get mistaken for? I thought and thought and then I got it! Thomas Beatie! So I present to you, I'm Not a Guest on Oprah. I'm not... a guest on Oprah. Never been a Miss Hawaii. This was not the first man To see a labor ... ah eee. My family's not for profit. Nor even do I wish it. Some things are my secrets... I won't even sing them. I'm not a guest on Oprah I don't talk about my dick size Or how my wife might take it. When you think it is your business To grab or pull my pants down You violate my right to privacy. And if you happen to be gay which I mean in the most general way, To show my respect of your situations I won't go on national television to say that I represent your configurations. But if you thought you could be so rude As to ask me questions you'd never even ask your boyfriend Then you might want to take a look at why your thoughts are oh so freak And through that "realer than thou" attitude away. I'm not a guest on Oprah. I don't yearn for the attention Don't hide from my neighbors to out myself on television I don't want a book deal at the cost of being a liar Don ...
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